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Posted in Captain's Log on May 11th, 2010

Oh, Banana Slurpee

Nectar of the gods
To the unworthy, it is fowl, disgusting and a bit too sweet.

However to those who’s heart is pure and taste buds true
It is a gateway to pure joy and ecstasy

…With banana flavoring


Posted in Captain's Log on April 13th, 2010

Things are finally getting busy here in my neck of the woods and things will start to get fun this summer.

What’s first? Oh, well my leg is starting to work again and I can almost run.
Got a part-time job with the Census.
And I am building more websites.

Things, yay things.


Posted in Captain's Log on March 21st, 2010

After breaking my ankle last New Years I am finally starting to walk again. As an added bonus my limp is almost gone, I am almost able to jog and I have returned to biking.

Here’s to a bright new spring!


Posted in Captain's Log on January 2nd, 2010

Hours before I got into an accident that was totally more manly than a twisted ankle… I had decided to forego a New Years Resolution that I will probably not keep an instead produce a bucket list to remind me of what I want out of life. And here it is:

  • Raise $100 as many times as possible.
  • Honestify and Impressivate your creative message. (Rethink creative strategy)
  • Sweatification and Diciplinavertion of your body. (Exercise)
  • Learn to draw.
  • Develop new handwriting.
  • Learn a second language.
  • Pick up a musical instrument.
  • Read two bible translations before Dec 29, 2010.
  • Bicycle across country.
  • Build a video game.
  • Visit New York Chicago, Canada, Mexico and/or Japan
  • Learn to Dance.
  • Learn to fight.
  • Get a super power.
  • Become a strong employed designer.
  • Find Happiness.
  • Get out of debt.
  • Loose 100 IBS.
  • Take up a sport.
  • Make 5 good friends.
  • Learn to work your best quickly.
  • Learn speed reading.
  • Help a lost soul.
  • Kill my pride.
  • Find love.
  • Learn economics.
  • Learn to trade.
  • Paint a masterpiece.
  • Reproduce a masterpiece.
  • Take speaking lessons.
  • Take a huge risk.
  • Learn to let go.
  • Learn to not linger.
  • Change a city.
  • Change a neighborhood.
  • Change a county
  • Change a state.
  • Change a nation.
  • Change a planet.
  • Learn to fly.
  • Learn to dream big.
  • Set a new career goal and reach it.
  • Adopt a pet.
  • Make a year-long Journal.
  • Get over my prejudices.
  • Make a new project each day and record it.
  • Build a computer.
  • Build a bicycle.
  • Make an animation.
  • Become an expert driver.
  • Learn all the roadways in my city.
  • Attend an Opera/Play/Ballet/Theater.
  • Give to charity.
  • Learn social issues.
  • Donate services to charity.
  • Eat a famous Hamburger
  • Eat a famous Pizza
  • Eat America’s best middle-class food.

Today’s project: Produce Bucket List and Job Hunt Strategy.


Posted in Captain's Log on January 1st, 2010

12 hours ago last year I slipped on some grass and broke my Fibula. Now I must stay off the foot or risk rupturing a ligament. Thus ends one rough year in terms of health and employment. On the plus side I am 20 pounds lighter than I was last year.

Regardless, I have a feeling that this will be a year of healing and recovery.

God Bless Twenty-Ten!

Today’s Project: Start Year-Long Blog.


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